im Doris im 21 and there‘s never consistency here. Follows back as “Bowlcutprotag”

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escapismsworld:

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🌻💚

jewfrogs:

jewfrogs:

jewfrogs:

genuinely the way ppl treat nudity is insane its literally just bodies

nudity is a completely normal fact of life. people have bodies and sometimes those bodies are naked. there is nothing inherently sexual about a body existing. if youre in a place thats been explicitly designated as somewhere people are naked (eg a changing room) you should probably expect that you will see naked people there. this is okay

nudity also isnt automatically dangerous or threatening to children. again they are bodies. children have these as well

bitchycatwizard:

bunjywunjy:

catchymemes:

Throwing an apple from an offshore oilrig

food chain speedrun

Getting rid of evidence speedrun.

commandtower-solring-go:

janesexyway:

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It should also be recognised that Lucille Ball helped advance the medium of television as a whole by, more or less, inventing the idea of reruns. This was, in large part, what drove the success of non-serialised shows such as Star Trek, but also paved the way for extremely popular television genres like the sitcom

everyoneisgayandtrans:

If you give a trans girl enough compliments in a short enough span of time you can completely stunlock her, this is very exploitable and let's you cheese most encounters.  — LOCKWOOD ? (@LockwoodSFW) May 2, 2023ALT

monsterhospital:

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timedeo:

b1rdza:

nflstreet:

nflstreet:

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

No offense, but who the FUCK is wilbur soot

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that’s wilbur soot

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sparrow-va:

o-lanterns:

cmon child safety lid you know it’s me

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keepcalmandcarriefischer:

dasebeleren:

dasebeleren:

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Ice cream time again!

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somehow i’ve created an ice cream with a flavor that flickers in and out of existence. you taste the cinnamon, it vanishes quickly, then returns back with a ghostly trace of whiskey

the fireball ice cream, it vexes me

You made ice cream that is the memory of the flavor of fireball

wickedcriminal:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

whimper wahimper !! haughgh!! hwhimper!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sintoj:

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Short comic featuring Vort and Raka.

crtastrophe:

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the lover(s)

kawuli:

ellohcee:

ellohcee:

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like “valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience”

And people like “wtf why” looking out their hotel room window and there’s this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little “rrrrrr” like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they’re like “fuck it i don’t get paid nearly enough for this” and no ones using the pool today sorry!

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amateur-artist:

maladaptations:

mossymagicks:

ieee-official:

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

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this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

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Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say